My first switch involved a much more subtle change of wording to the
poster. After all, £30,000 may be a lot to spend on
a paint
job I'd have done myself for £50, but it does at least look
kinda
cool. Not real art cool, but still not bad.
However, Innes
has clearly done his homework on Ways To Ruin A Good Canvas.
Davenport's contribution was no Sistine Chapel, but at least
he
spent a few days at it. Innes brings us the result of half a
tin
of paint, a spare canvas and a commercial break in The Simpsons.
Under such circumstances, I couldn't let him get off as
lightly
as his rival Ian.
The actual switch was a lot smoother this time. Partly due to
practice and partly due to the deserted nature of the top floor of the
maths department where his 'painting' is situated. I took
advantage of a lull just after lecture change to appropriate the
original blurb, wrote up a copy that afternoon and printed off and
cropped the replacement to install at the end of the day.
Due
to the more truthful nature of this poster, I don't have the same
confidence in its continued presence, but I have the increased
obscurity of the painting and the fact that I wasn't seen on my side,
so we'll see.
I doubt I'll find another candidate quite so suitable to ridicule as
this one was, but if I do, rest assured there'll be another entry here.
This is the official
university page
of the artwork (which, despite being published well after the switch,
unfortunately doesn't use my replacement notice as the source of its
information).
June 2007 Update
Due, one must assume, to the more overt nature of this particular
offering, it was eventually noticed and removed. In keeping
with
the general disorganised state of the university administration,
however, the current notice states that the artwork (which can still be
clearly seen by all but the most unobservant, right next to the notice)
has been moved to an exhibition for the duration of 2006. In
my
estimation, this is even more erroneous than the notice they removed,
but perhaps less offensive.