This piece is more commonly referred to as 'the paint-drippy thing on
the wall', and that is basically what it is.
£30,000 worth
of different coloured paints dribbled down the wall.
Here's a quote from my blog at the time of the Incident:
"...there is a small poster thingy behind a clear
plastic screen next to the paint-drippy thing in the Maths department
which tells us that some people actually appreciate this kind of thing.
A pretty boring read actually. At least it was, until yesterday
afternoon. For that is when the Swapster struck. In an elaborate
disguise consisting of a broad-brimmed leather hat, he assiduously
copied down the complimentary poster and forged a replacement which,
though not uncomplimentary, bordered on the tongue-in-cheek.
Sufficiently similar to avoid notice by casual observers, even keeping
the first paragraph the same, this poster encourages the reader to
squint at the painting through their outstretched fingers and waggle
their head from side to side for the optimal viewing experience. It
also gently pokes fun at Davenport's near-miss of the Turner prize: Untitled (drab). The replacement was slid inexpertly under the
perspex cover over the original, but looks official enough even close
to. However, the icing on the cake was the meeting with the head of
security for the Maths Department. He has his own special office, just
across from the scene of the crime, and apparently observed the switch
take place. So this afternoon he came up to me (amateur that I am, I
was still wearing the elaborate disguise) and more or less
congratulated me. If the head of security is for us, who can be against
us? I confidently expect my poster to remain for many weeks to
come. "
Here's the original blurb that described the piece: Original
Poster And this is the version I
replaced it with:
Revised
Version The results of my hard work: "...You may or may not remember
a little episode recorded here
towards the end of October
involving the dripped paint on the wall of the maths department.
The heist involved a switch of the little
notice beside
the 'painting' for a subtly
different one.
You will notice that I include an invitation to the reader to
"Stand a few metres away and hold up your hand so you can see the
painting through your fingers", implying a sufficiently vague, but
interesting, result. This clause was included to allow me to
see
when people read and were taken in by my work of fiction.
They say that good things come to those who wait, and it's been a good
8 months since it was put up. It has remained unmoved, which
is a
minor victory, but so, it seems, have most of the students of the maths
department. Until today. Or, more accurately,
yesterday.
Others claim to have seen similar responses in the past, but
this
is the first time I've seen people taken in (at least when I have my
camera with me). And here's the proof:
"
My alteration has gone
unchallenged since it took place in October of 2005.
Note: My description includes the information that the artwork
incorporates 12 miles of dripped paint. Honesty compels me to
admit that, subsequently, I have actually counted the number of lines
instead of making a rough guess, and based on the fact that the wall is
ostensibly 30 feet high I can confidently put the figure at something
closer to 3.6 miles. However, it was interesting to hear that
a
maths quiz presented to some fourth-year friends of mine included a
question on the combined length of the paint drips, with the official
answer being taken directly from my wild guess on the revised caption.